One day you’re going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She won’t even notice you because she’s busy laughing at the stupid jokes he make. And it will burn your heart seeing that beautiful smile on her face and realizing that you’re not the reason. And then it will finally … More Always
The spew was rolling along my palate when the elevator stopped at the third floor. The door opened and in walked an elegant, mid-twenties woman, someone I could envision cutting ceremonial ribbons at an important event. She pressed a button, settled in one corner, and after checking her bouffant on the mirror, turned to me.
“My goodness, it’s so hot outside, no?” … More I. Can’t. Talk.
“Yeah, but I think this is better for both of us.” Ms. Vulture said, her eyeballs performing a double axle, triple lutz, triple
loop combo of sarcasm. … More Fun Run
And there you are, still single. I know. Your friends keep throwing you disdainful looks when you talk about how the used-to’s are still-do’s. Sometimes you feel like people are rolling their eyes behind your back. You don’t expect anyone to understand. After it ended, you had no one to run to. So the best … More When your Ex moves on from another Ex
I’m sorry if I’m writing to you again, I just can’t stop myself from missing you so much. Just kidding, you know that I only write to you because I’m a dumb guy who can only rant to a defenseless and clueless blog. I just want to vent out some things, things that I already … More Dear Blog… Again.